Volunteering today.

Question- "What is a profession that only women have?"
Answer- "The profession of baby having."

Question-"If we say 'Happy Birthday'... what would we say?- _______ Halloween!"
Answer- "Horror Halloween."

Question- "What is a common injury that occurs among children?"
Answer- "Infectious diseases... that is definitely an injury to your body"

-Playing Hangman-
The word was 'CHARITY'.... we had C__AR__T__.
"Oh! I know... its- CREAM PUFF!"

I love old people.